http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/archives/107268.php Helen Thomas says she will off herself if the vice president runs for president. While this sounds like the celebs who promised to leave the country if W. was re-elected, hope springs eternal. Who wants to chip in for Cheney's... en-us http://commonfolkcommonsense.blogspot.com/2005/07/we-can-only-hope.html Will a Colt .45 help? http://pulpitpounder.blogspot.com/2005/07/death-watch-on-for-helen-thomas.html One more reason for Dick Cheney to run for President...Helen Thomas has said that if he runs, she will kill herself.