http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/archives/107477.php Is this for real? Daddy kisses infant child on the bellybutton. Mom takes pictures and drops the roll off at the drug store. Gentle domestic commonplace. Everybody go, "Aaaaww..." Ha! Not zo fast, Amerikanner Pig! Kissing babies on der stomachs... en-us http://mementomoron.blogspot.com/2005/07/it-takes-village-full-of-idiots.html It really frightens me to think how easily I could lose my son just because someone overreacts like that. Maybe I should stop changing his diapers -- after all, I'm stripping him naked and touching his private areas.