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<title>Gratuitous Domestic Posting (TM) - Loss of Innocence Division</title>
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<description>The seven year old came home from school yesterday in a highly agitated state because one of her classmates had been spreading subversive rumors designed to rock the world of the lower elementary at St. Marie of the Blessed Educational...</description>
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<title>Revelations</title>
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<description>I&apos;m told that when you have children they ask all sorts of questions. Particularly when they get to school and their classmates start spreading nasty rumors like that there is no Santa or that the tooth fairy doesn&apos;t exist. I&apos;m...
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<title><![CDATA[&quot;Elvis Died on the Potty&quot;]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>On Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and Elvis.
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Teach your children well.
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