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<title>Stories I Don't Need To See On A Monday Morning</title>
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<description>A statue of a "Nude Britney Spears Giving Birth"? Apparently so: The clay sculpture features a nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth to her firstborn because, according to [Sculptor Daniel] Edwards, pop-star Britney Spears is the...</description>
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<title>Irony</title>
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<description>Am I the only one that finds a clay sculpture of Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth an odd choice to make a &quot;Pro-Life&quot; statement? Never you mind the paradoxical nature of her bringing a life into...
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