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<title>The Lobstah Zappah</title>
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<description>The latest thing in lobster executions: A gadget designed by an English barrister will be on sale that stuns a lobster with electrodes and kills it within five seconds. The CrustaStun offers humane killing compared with the lobster’s usual fate...</description>
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<title>Quote of the Day</title>
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<description>Amusing: &quot;It would be done differently in Britain.&quot; How, exactly? Did Mr. Buckhaven believe that the cook merely left a loaded revolver with the lobster and expected it to do the right thing? Robert, of the Llamabutchers, who perhaps should consider re...</description>
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