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<title>I'm Steve the LLamabutcher, and I need your help!</title>
<link>http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/archives/2004_12.php#057326</link>
<description>Since Ramahanukwanzmas is right around the corner, I'm debating what to get the beloved dear one for her present. This year, I want to do something a little different, and the idea that I'm kicking around is getting her an...</description>
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<title>Apple Loyalists Unite!</title>
<link>http://firsttaste.blogs.com/mirthfulones/2004/12/post_1.html</link>
<description>A LLama Butcher In Need is indeed a sad sight to see...he&apos;s torn between buying a Macintosh laptop and a piece of shit Dell laptop. Screw this alleged incompatibility between systems...I have absolutely no desire to ever own a Windows</description>
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<title>The RamaHanuKwanzMas Store is open</title>
<link>http://www.sixmeatbuffet.com/2004/12/ramahanukwanzmas-store-is-open.html</link>
<description>It&apos;s the new Government Sanctioned&amp;#8482; Non-Offensive Winter Holiday guaranteed not to offend anyone but the Wiccans. They&apos;re not a big enough constituency to matter.</description>
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