http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/archives/074954.php Perhaps I richly deserve to be called an ignoramous, but this actually is completely new to me - Helena, by Evelyn Waugh. It appears to be a fictional history of the mother of the Emperor Constantine which tracks the... en-us http://hobbyblog.blogspot.com/2005_04_03_hobbyblog_archive.html#111309249015016495 As for Helena herself, I say: "Big hair!"