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<title>To Serve and Protect</title>
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<description>James Joyner relays a news report about a woman in Texas who called 9-1-1 to deal with her unruly daughter and was asked by the operator, "Do you want us to come over there and shoot her?" The woman didn't...</description>
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<title>If I Could Be... meme</title>
<link>http://phinsup.blogspot.com/2005/04/if-i-could-be-meme.html</link>
<description>The Thong Pirate tagged moehawk, who in turn tagged me with the &quot;If I Could Be...&quot; meme that Ogre started.

If I could be a llama-rider I would sing the Llama song as I rode circles around the Llama Butchers&apos; houses taunting them (Yay Arsenic Hour)...</description>
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<title>Sorry lady we don&apos;t do stupid</title>
<link>http://phinsup.blogspot.com/2005/04/sorry-lady-we-dont-do-stupid.html</link>
<description>James Joyner from Outside The Beltway has passed on story from KLTV 7 - AP, about a mother who is upset about the response she received when she called in a domestic dispute. I heard the transcripts of the 911 call on my way in to work this morning.</description>
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