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<title>Calling All Bardlings!</title>
<link>http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/archives/075866.php</link>
<description>The Crack Young Staff of the Hatemonger's Quarterly are launching their Second Annual “Hatemonger’s Quarterly” Horrible College-Student Poetry Competition. Leaving aside the issue of whether "horrible college student poetry" is redundant, the CYS are soliciting "the most gut-wrenching imitation of...</description>
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<title>Ode To The ChimpReich Contest</title>
<link>http://www.villainouscompany.com/vcblog/archives/2005/04/ode_to_the_chim.html</link>
<description>We have heard it said that the Perfect is the Enemy of the Good. Well in this case the Tawdry is about to become the Enemy of the Sublime. [rubbing hands together] We love it when a plan comes together.......</description>
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